jason

jason
1. (Jason) (4696↑, 1812↓)
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

J - July A - August S- September O - October N - November "Jason is a very unique name"

2. (Jason) (4413↑, 2215↓)
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive 2. A very VERY sexy person 3. Something you would/should name your penis

1. He Jason'd himself all his life. 2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?" 3. I named my cock Jason, and same with my testes\!

3. (Jason) (1906↑, 963↓)
Leader of the [Argonauts]; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology; Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles; Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigaloo by night. Admired and idolized by many.

I wish I could be like Jason. Jason is my [American Idol]. You are so Jason I'm jealous\!

4. (Jason) (1618↑, 891↓)
A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".

s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends" e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better" friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"

Author: lovetolovealways:)............ http://jason.urbanup.com/3256100
5. (jason) (1988↑, 1286↓)
Jason is the most perfect guy a girl could ever want. Cute and yummy(:

Jason: well Jason: i want Jason: that cock Jason: for Jason: lunch Jason: and dinner Jason: yummmmm

6. (Jason) (1715↑, 1028↓)
Jason is the \#24 most common male name. 0.66% of men in the US are named Jason. Around 808500 US men are named Jason\! Jason is the \#2512 most common female name. 0.002% of females in the US are named Jason. Around 2550 US females are named Jason\! Jason is the \#7202 most common last name. 0.002% of last names in the US are Jason. Around 5000 US last names are Jason\!

Hi Jason\! How are you doing?

7. (Jason) (374↑, 102↓)
Jason is someone who is one of those tall, dark, and handsome guys who everyone thinks is hot; aka high calorie eye candy. He is down to earth and a really sweet guy. Sensitive, yet manly; serious, but has a fun side. Would make any woman feel like the luckiest woman in the world. Whenever you see him he makes you smile. He has the sexiest voice ever (I could listen to it all day\!). Great smile and the best brown eyes\! Looks good in a suit and tie and knows his weather\! ;) You'll have dreams of meeting and marrying him one day... One person said, "Jason is-a guy that is so god-like you can't stare at him for too long without your retinas burning"(wiggywackky). That pretty much sums it up...

-Hey\! I'm Jason; I control Ohio's weather. -Jason is not ordinary eye candy. He is high calorie eye candy\! -I'm an early riser for Jason's weather forecast. -Future Mrs. Jason N...

8. (Jason) (389↑, 149↓)
1. guy I REALLY want to fuck. 2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte. 3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him. 2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me\!

Author: I'm the other woman http://jason.urbanup.com/3960109
9. (Jason) (319↑, 93↓)
1. An amazing guy that will always be there for you. 2. Awesome source of music. 3. A Scenester. 4. The best person to stargaze with.

Jeeze, I love you so much, you're so Jason.

10. (Jason) (249↑, 90↓)
A guy that is so god-like you cant even stare at him to long without your retinas burning.

" Oh, hey jason *eyes catch aflame* Ahhhh"

11. (Jason) (190↑, 45↓)
1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her. He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him. On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love. 2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump. 3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.

Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex. Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason. Example 3: J - July A - August S- September O - October N - November

Author: Proxxy Aristocrat http://jason.urbanup.com/4516650
12. (Jason) (244↑, 115↓)
the fuckin' psycho from Friday the 13th. a really gory, but bad ass movie. the nigga kills off those mother fuckers like flies.

jason is the main character

Author: hiphophead293847 http://jason.urbanup.com/4173828
13. (Jason) (261↑, 137↓)
A huge tough man who usually kicks everyones ass and attracts all the ladies. This person has the biggest dick in town. He likes to party it up by going to strip clubs, getting drunk, and smoking bud. He's the complete package all around.

Did you see that guy with the massive dick over there??? Yeah i seen him he's a complete jason for ya.

14. (Jason) (163↑, 54↓)
Has a really big penis. Really big. Huge.

My boyfriend totally has a Jason penis.

15. (Jason) (205↑, 105↓)
Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day\<3

Author: Mdontworryboutit http://jason.urbanup.com/3482803
16. (Jason) (112↑, 37↓)
Someone who often tends to over-analyze everything, while still being partially lazy in most efforts. Easily distracted unless upset and very sensitive to others' feelings. Often just tall enough to be a pain, but can never be called short. Likes to demean women jokingly however never actually means it. A little on the dorky side but everyone respects him enough to say anything. Probably one of the most good natured guys you will ever meet, when he is not hell bent on making someone laugh with off beat jokes atypical to most peoples' vocabularies. Enjoys unique types of music and listens to his music frequently along with his intense passion for books. A Jason can be summarily defined as clueless for a large majority of his life until someone throws it in his face, and then is still a little clueless.

I can't believe you could be so Jason\!

Author: marchingbanddork http://jason.urbanup.com/4766106
17. (jason) (97↑, 26↓)
a total bad ass.

her mom said to come later than 5:30, jason came at 5:31.

18. (Jason) (119↑, 56↓)
A guy with brown hair who is usually gentle and loving on the surface, but has a deep, dark problem that only comes into view when you are already involved with him. Common problems include addictions, personality disorders, depression, and temper flare-ups. On the bright side, they are usually good at music, art, and making people laugh.

Jason is the guy you sort of know who was dating your best friend, and suddenly moved to another state without saying goodbye.

Author: blueberryjellybean http://jason.urbanup.com/4570174
19. (Jason) (61↑, 10↓)
A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.

person 1: who was that guy i saw you with? person 2: thats jason. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.

20. (Jason) (55↑, 7↓)
greatest friend a person could ever ask for. funny, cute, and a great kisser. responsible and won't take advantage of anyone. great personality. can be quiet or look stoned, but can laugh a lot if you tickle them in the perfect spot. Any girl would be lucky to have them as a boyfriend

you can't have a fun day without jason jason looks stoned, but hes adorable

21. (Jason) (83↑, 41↓)
a guy typically born in the 70's who is very attractive, known to be well endowed and a hit with the ladies.

"Man who is that guy over there with all the chicks?" "Oh, thats just Jason."

22. (Jason) (43↑, 7↓)
The nicest sweetest guy in the world. Is very cute and totally hilarious. Has a great taste in music and will be a great boyfriend because he likes to talk not just hook up.

person1: He has good taste in music and is really funny\! person 2: dude he sounds like a jason\!

23. (jason) (33↑, 7↓)
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms. He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.

Friend 1: Ah\! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me\! Friend 2: AH\! NO WAY\! Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason

24. (Jason) (32↑, 8↓)
A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him. His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons. He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.

Example \#1: Girls night out girl \#1: Sheila\! Quick, look, 12 o'clock\! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off? Girls night out girl \#2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again\! Example \#2: Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special\! Reference: To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.

Author: IHeartJason.com http://jason.urbanup.com/5386253
25. (Jason) (29↑, 6↓)
An amazing, perfect, incredible boy who any girl would be lucky to date. He's the type of guy who reminds you that he loves you, and isn't at all afraid to say it. He's the type of guy you spend your life wishing for. He's the type of guy to do anything for you. He is sweet, loyal, kind, caring. He'll be there for you no matter what, even when he knows he can't help. He is not a judging person - he will love you the way you are. He'll never want or try to change you. To him, you are as perfect as he is to you. He's funny, he can take a joke well. He cares about your opinion of him, always worried that he's doing something wrong when he isn't. He has amazing eyes and is perfect in every way. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

Jason is so perfect and kind and sweet\!

Author: rawr123456789101993 http://jason.urbanup.com/5903771
26. (Jason) (33↑, 12↓)
Jason; a extemly sexy guy with a huge penis and loves the ladys. he pulls all the chicks and love isla (L), he has a awesome sister called melanie and is amazing in bed.

1. hey did u see jason 2. yeah i hell wanna jump his dick 1. i know its huge 2. i wish i know how big it was

Author: awesome cool kid http://jason.urbanup.com/5274448
27. (jason) (18↑, 2↓)
A person that is often misunderstood. He may seem quiet and slow, but in reality his mind is extremely in depth and confusing. He is unlike any other person you will ever meet, and you would be very lucky to be friends with him

"I met a Jason the other day, he seemed so quiet"

28. (Jason) (14↑, 4↓)
A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.

I never thought I'd get a Jason

29. (Jason) (11↑, 4↓)
A God\! He is incredibly charming and handsome.

When I see Jason, I drop dead.

30. (Jason) (17↑, 11↓)
The fist pumping mastor. Jason is the king of the fist pump , hes so good you'd think he invented it. He may not have friends at school but he has friends at cadets...

"FISTPUMP\!\!" Here comes jason ...

31. (Jason) (8↑, 4↓)
an amazing father and a wonderful husband. He's been my best friend and partner for 17 years, we share our two amazing children and an adorable dog ginger. Waking up next to him every morning is like a rainbow coming from a rain storm....beauty out of darkness and kissing him good night fills me with the warmth of an open flame...He's on fire baby\!\!\!

the moment I first laid eyes on Jason 17 years ago I knew he was mine forever...Like the key that unlocked my beautiful heart

32. (Jason) (13↑, 9↓)
a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.

That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue\!

Author: Daniel Hendersson http://jason.urbanup.com/5917680
33. (Jason) (33↑, 29↓)
The crazy black friend that everyone needs in their lives. The one that says OHAI THAR and pops out of nowhere, thus giving you a heart attack. Yup, thats him, the very defintion of awesome\! 1. The lovable guy everyone knows and loves. 2. The crazy nerd who is yelling about some crazy fact. 3. The one that will bear hug you until you cannot breathe and your back is all cracked.

1: "OHAI THAR" *Death Hugs* 2: "Yup...that was JASON al'ight\!" *gasps for air*

34. (Jason) (2↑, 0↓)
He would do anything for his girlfriend, even if it included dying for her.

Jason

Author: ozdhjazjdgfhjzdruhja http://jason.urbanup.com/6360453
35. (Jason) (4↑, 2↓)
Jason is someone who drives himself crazy with his own thoughts, he knows this but he cant stop thinking. He puts a front of being tough and independent, because he wants nothing more than to prove to everyone he can live on his own. But internally, he's a hopeless romantic who dreads being alone. He will go out of his way to show you how he cares for you, protect you, and has your back no matter what goes down. But will never say what he wants to say, just show. If he cares for a girl, he wont stop thinking about them, but will do his best to ignore the person even though it kills him. But if he were to open up, he would love you unconditionally. But if you were to do him wrong, he isn't one to forgive others easily, even if he makes your feel he has.

Jason, you need to stop thinking.

Author: BeenFadedTooLong http://jason.urbanup.com/6316269
36. (Jason) (5↑, 3↓)
Jason's tend to fall in love with the best. Like, Kristina's. People with the name Jason will do anything to get the other person happy. They love Kristina and they will never stop. Ever.

"Whose that couple dating?" "Oh that's just Jason and Kristina\!"

37. (Jason) (7↑, 5↓)
The most AMAZING person you will ever meet and one of the best friends you could ever have. He is always fun to be around. Great smile and REALLY sexy arms. He has the best taste in music and movies. He puts a smile on my face just by walking into a room. Awesome people skills and great with dogs. Best bear hugs in town and his kiss is addicting. You cannot stop with just one...always leaves you wanting "uno mas" In short: Sweetest, sexiest, funniest, most caring, amazing, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, thoughtful, goofy, AMAZING person and he deserves the best.

I need a bandade, I just tripped and fell for Jason.

Author: cheeselikesferb http://jason.urbanup.com/6057465
38. (Jason) (5↑, 3↓)
Jason is the name of someone amazing who will take care of you. He would be the best boyfriend ever and be super duper romantic. But also funny and sweet.

Girl: Hey do you wanna get laid? Jason: No sorry I'm too busy caring about my girlfriend because I'm romantic

39. (Jason) (0↑, 0↓)
Jason is a sweet lovable guy. One of the best of people to walk on this earth. Kind, Caring, and down to earth are the best of words to describe a Jason.

I love you Jason \<3 You're the best person ever.

Author: GothGuardians http://jason.urbanup.com/6403231
40. (Jason) (1↑, 1↓)
Jasons are the coolest people ever. They're so sweet and kind and are always making you smile. They're amazing boyfriends and you wanna spend all your day with them. Jason's are also very cute and sing good.

Girl 1- Jason is soo sweet\! Girl 2- I know\! He's such a good boyfriend. Girl 1- I wish I had Jason.

41. (Jason) (2↑, 2↓)
Jason is the most AWESOME person to have EVER walked the face of this planet. Not even Jesus or Chuck Norris are as awesome as this guy. In fact, no one can be compared to a Jason. He is the King of Kings, and has the most AWESOME face you'll EVER see. He is hysterically funny, kind, loyal, caring and an amazing friend\! And although his taste in music may seem gay at times, it's not really a problem:) People want to be just like him, but because that is highly impossible, they have to just settle for being his mate. Jason's get along really well with Nicole's, they are usually best mates, and have an amazing connection. And because of this, Nicole get's the title of being the second most AWESOME person to EVER walk the face of this planet:) if you don't know a Jason then you better start searching for one, because nobodys life is complete without a Jason in it:)

Random Person: "Wow\! Who is that AWESOME guy?\!" Me: "Oh that's Jason. The most AWESOME guy EVER\!" Random Person: "Oh my wordy\! He is sooooo AWESOME, you can just see it in his face and in the way that he stares. He has suuuch a Jason face."

Author: Hippie Princess http://jason.urbanup.com/6316337
42. (Jason) (10↑, 10↓)
A loner. Usually a sad individual that drinks in excess. More than likely suffers from PPD or otherwise known as paranoid personality disorder. If not treated early, later in life can turn into full blown schizophrenia. Don't ever trust a Jason to go through on any promise. They are also compulsive liars.

Did you hear about Mark? Ah, who cares...he was such a Jason.

43. (Jason) (2↑, 2↓)
Jason is the nicest boy you could meet. He's always happy and you couldn't be mean to him if you were a terrorist.

Jason: Poor bee\! It lost its stinger Bully: Let's help it

44. (Jason) (25↑, 26↓)
An adorable Vietnamese boy born with large eyes and black hair, but only the ones with the best taste in music will be cool enough to dye part of it blonde. Every single girl seems to fall for a Jason, so you'd be extraordinarily lucky to have a Jason fall for you. Jasons are very tall with an abnormally big appetite. Don't be surprised if a Jason leaves you for food - you'd do best to get used to it. Jasons have the cutest voice ever, even if it is slightly higher than most. If you're special enough to be allowed to hear a Jason sing, good luck listening to anything other than his singing for the next decade. Jasons make you smile the most, and the thought of being with one someday is enough to make your heart melt and keep you awake every night. An asian (specifically Vietnamese) version of Justin Bieber, although Jasons are a bit hotter and have a better sense of humor.

Omg you're leaving me again? What a Jason\! Stop making me smile like a maniac - you remind me of Jason. Jason? Hell yeah, of course I love him.

45. (Jason) (1↑, 3↓)
The act of stuffing a hamburger inside a girl's vagina and eating it. Can also be accompanied by adding ketchup and mustard onto the vagina. It is still considered a jason if you shove a hot dog into her vagina.

"hey so what did you guys do last night? " "I gave her a jason. " "Dude...."

46. (Jason) (6↑, 8↓)
a man who carries a machete and uses a hockey mask to hide his messed up face

Jason from Friday the 13th

47. (JASON) (6↑, 9↓)
THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .

jason

48. (Jason) (17↑, 21↓)
Apparently, he's such a skeeze, even though he was just trying to be friendly. He didn't call Gretchen the same night he didn't show up to a party at Regina George's house with her. Cady Heron didn't want to have sex with him. And it's under debate whether or not he has shaved his back yet. He was possibly dating Taylor Wedell (She lives on S. Blvd with her mother who still let her go to a party at Cady Heron's house even after Susan, from Planned Parenthood called with Taylor's test results) but then he left Tylor at Cady's party and made out with Gretchen, who then started hanging out with "Cool Asians" one of whom made out with Coach Carr.

Jason: Is your muffin buttered? Cady: What? Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Cady: My what? Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

49. (Jason) (39↑, 43↓)
Jason is usually a large [lumber jack] type. [Big], [manly] and indigenous to areas like Alaska, Washington or Montana but can occasionally be found in Colorado. They are not known to be romantic but are hard working and known to show affection by doing odd jobs around the house or by working overtime. They are rare to find and therefore very valuable. One of their unusual traits is that they are always found to have [huge hands] with [sausage fingers]. (Another valuable asset some might say.) Really rare Jasons also have a freckled complexion that on other men may look odd but on a Jason it looks [HOT\!]

Jane: Amazing\! Where did you find that Jason? Do you know where I can get one? Mary: Stay back Jane\! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason\! Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.

50. (Jason) (9↑, 14↓)
a Jason is gay and likes lady-boys

Jason, upon his return from his Thailand adventure, told many stories about his lady-boy conquests.

51. (Jason) (11↑, 16↓)
A very homosexual person that like men named chase

jason is gay

52. (Jason) (11↑, 16↓)
Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

Author: OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy http://jason.urbanup.com/5295675
53. (JASON) (18↑, 24↓)
JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

Author: nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://jason.urbanup.com/5295665
54. (jason) (31↑, 44↓)
usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood

[marijuana], [jason]

Author: smokinthagange24/7 http://jason.urbanup.com/4723040
55. (jason) (16↑, 42↓)
jason is a really flirty guy that makes up retarded pick up lines. his eyebrows are the size of caterpillars and he is really tall. he likes every girl he meets and hes a gaylord fucktard.

hes ugly..he must be a jason

56. (Jason) (26↑, 55↓)
1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you [spider poop]. 2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke. 3. A [blumpkin] friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue. 2. Jason told a fart joke. 3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

57. (Jason) (13↑, 43↓)
loves Taylor\!\!\!\!\!

Jason loves Taylorrrr

58. (Jason) (11↑, 41↓)
To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason\! That girl has no idea what she is in for.. yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

Author: POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING http://jason.urbanup.com/5029808
59. (Jason) (8↑, 39↓)
Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason\!

60. (Jason) (22↑, 57↓)
Usually a short asian kid with a black nephew, has a black mole on his mouth and is very perverted. Jason's always have glasses that can detect the ASS level of a girl, he also has a dog dick.

fuck.. i sit next to a Jason in class.. i'm gonna kill myself.

61. (jason) (20↑, 57↓)
Jason; A random patch of hair on ones body.

''Look at the Jason on his nutsack\!'' ''Damn, she has a hairy Jason on her upper lip.''

62. (Jason) (52↑, 163↓)
Generally someone with incredibly large front teeth. Enjoys consuming large forests within minutes. A Jason's voice is usually 4 times higher in pitch than a normal person.

"Damn that Jason\! Took down most of Brazil last night." "Wow, that Jason ruined my backyard... There's wood chips EVERYWHERE\!"

63. (jason) (40↑, 157↓)
- someone who knows nuthin - a marklar - has gremlins - a berkelite - a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason - you really jasoned that

64. (Jason) (160↑, 302↓)
One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".

When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.

Author: Christine Longbottom http://jason.urbanup.com/1312988
65. (Jason) (82↑, 233↓)
Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing. Often attracted to older women who smell of old people. Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth. Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese. Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.

Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO\! JASON\!" the crowd cries in digust.

Author: olivia james and alice elliot http://jason.urbanup.com/3824450
66. (jason) (135↑, 336↓)
is a retarded, idiot

you know why jason

67. (Jason) (235↑, 441↓)
An average corn-farmer that doesn't give a shit about being in the heat.

Most farmers in Kentucky are Jasons.

68. (jason) (397↑, 646↓)
to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason. Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Jason — (Greek: Ἰάσων, Etruscan: Easun, Laz: Yason) was a late ancient Greek mythological figure, famous as the leader of the Argonauts and their quest for the Golden Fleece. He was the son of Aeson, the rightful king of Iolcus. He was married to the… …   Wikipedia

  • Jason 1 — [ cite web | url = http://topex www.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/jason 1.html | title = Ocean Surface Topography from Space | publisher = NASA/JPL] is a satellite oceanography mission to monitor global ocean circulation, study the ties between the ocean… …   Wikipedia

  • Jason-1 — Jason (satellite) Pour les articles homonymes, voir Jason (homonymie). Jason …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Jason-2 — Jason (satellite) Pour les articles homonymes, voir Jason (homonymie). Jason …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Jason 10 — Jason X Jason X Réalisation James Isaac Acteurs principaux Kane Hodder Lexa Doig Lisa Ryder Scénario Victor Miller Todd Farmer Musique Harry Manfredini Ethan Wiley Montage David Handman Production …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Jason X — Données clés Réalisation James Isaac Scénario Victor Miller Todd Farmer Acteurs principaux Kane Hodder Lexa Doig Lisa Ryder Pays d’origine …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Jason-2 — Jason 1 Jason 2 (OSTM) Jason ist der Name eines gemeinsamen Satellitenprogramms zur Meeresbeobachtung von NASA (USA) und CNES (Frankreich). Jason 1, Nachfolger des Satelliten …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Jason 1 — Jason 2 (OSTM) Jason ist der Name eines gemeinsamen Satellitenprogramms zur Meeresbeobachtung von NASA (USA) und CNES (Frankreich). Jason 1, Nachfolger des Satelliten …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Jason 2 — Jason 1 Jason 2 (OSTM) Jason ist der Name eines gemeinsamen Satellitenprogramms zur Meeresbeobachtung von NASA (USA) und CNES (Frankreich). Jason 1, Nachfolger des Satelliten …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Jason 3 — Jason 1 Jason 2 (OSTM) Jason ist der Name eines gemeinsamen Satellitenprogramms zur Meeresbeobachtung von NASA (USA) und CNES (Frankreich). Jason 1, Nachfolger des Satelliten …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Jason — • A Greek name adopted by many Jews whose Hebrew designation was Joshua (Jesus). In the Old Testament, it is applied to three or four persons connected with the period of the Machabees Catholic Encyclopedia. Kevin Knight. 2006. Jason …   Catholic encyclopedia

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